Open in app

Sign In

Write

Sign In

Anthony C. Fireman
Anthony C. Fireman

202 Followers

Home

About

Published in The Haven

·Pinned

Loathing Passwords, Part I

I know you do too. — A password is like a million dollars. Sure, such code provides peace of mind and expands your choices for an easier life. But man, managing it is a pain in the ass. That’s why I hate passwords. They are cumbersome, hard to deal with, and drain you of your energy. …

Passwords

2 min read

Loathing Passwords, Part I
Loathing Passwords, Part I
Passwords

2 min read


Published in The Haven

·Pinned

How Passive-Aggressive Google Would Answer Your Personal Questions.

Because who else are you going to ask? — 10. Am I cheating if I look at porn? It really depends on the time? 9. Am I a loser? If you’re asking Google, what does that tell you? 8. Am I crazy? See 9. 7. Am I in love? If you’re so annoyed by someone else’s way of life…

Humor

2 min read

How Passive-Aggressive Google Would Answer Your Personal Questions.
How Passive-Aggressive Google Would Answer Your Personal Questions.
Humor

2 min read


Pinned

This Company’s One Small Step By Device Is One Giant Leap For The Democracy.

No more Games. Use a device (or computer) to cast your ballot. — It’s time to vote by mobile device. In 2020, the election had the largest voter turnout in history. In the race between soon to be president, Joe Biden, and then incumbent, Donald J. Trump, close to 160 million voters cast a ballot. The mood across the country as of this…

America

5 min read

This Company’s One Small Step By Device is One Giant Leap For The Disenfranchised.
This Company’s One Small Step By Device is One Giant Leap For The Disenfranchised.
America

5 min read


Published in Curious

·Pinned

Yes, Quit Twitter

I don’t like where Twitter is going and here’s why. — Twitter makes me nervous. It’s been around since March 21, 2006 and has grown to nearly 330 million users. And while it’s fun to participate in all kinds of conversations, hear celebrity perspectives, and acquire new ideas from quirky bedfellows, I question Twitter’s motives and whether they’re helping. …

Social Media

8 min read

Why You Should Quit Twitter
Why You Should Quit Twitter
Social Media

8 min read


Pinned

In 2022 — Your Mobile by Device Could Be Your Ballot Box.

Even more important, elections could go global. — The election is a year away and the registered voter roll is way more than 160+ million strong as it was about this time in 2020. A year ago, voters nationwide cast ballots by mail or went to the polls prior to or on Election Day. …

Politics

6 min read

In 2020, The Election Will Teach Us It’s Time For Mobile Voting
In 2020, The Election Will Teach Us It’s Time For Mobile Voting
Politics

6 min read


Mar 4, 2022

Stand-Up Set Notes: CVS

This is not a traditional Medium article. In fact, it’s not a Medium article. These are short notes of what comedians call a “bit” — just a few comments about my observations on a specific subject. The bit is about CVS, the drugstore, and it’s receipts. They are long and…

Humor

3 min read

Humor

3 min read


Published in The Haven

·Feb 24, 2022

Loathing Passwords, Part III

Yes, you still hate them. — And what about suggested passwords? For security, they’re exceptional. For humans, they’re terrible. Why? Because they have no recall value whatsoever. It’s not like back in the day. Back in the nineties, you could use bullshit passwords. It was all brand new. All you wanted was something to remember. You…

Passwords

2 min read

Loathing Passwords, Part III
Loathing Passwords, Part III
Passwords

2 min read


Published in The Haven

·Feb 23, 2022

Loathing Passwords, Part II

Yes, you still hate them. — When we left off in Part I of this routine, we were talking about how passwords are like kidney stones. You pass them and life goes on. But, man, passwords are tough to manage. You forget that mid-$$ and your day can turn into a spectacle, especially at work where…

Passwords

2 min read

Loathing Passwords, Part II
Loathing Passwords, Part II
Passwords

2 min read


Jan 11, 2022

My 8-And 10-Year-Old Exercised By Walking 15,000 Steps This Summer — The Poem

The pandemic has us dealing with all kinds of locks Children fight boredom with an iPad and X-Box They sit on the couch in their in their pajamas and socks They think exercise is dancing on sites like Tick Tok These devices have become the default babysitter During these days when…

Childrens Health

2 min read

My 8-And 10-Year-Old Exercised By Walking 15,000 Steps This Summer — The Poem
My 8-And 10-Year-Old Exercised By Walking 15,000 Steps This Summer — The Poem
Childrens Health

2 min read


Dec 21, 2021

Walking Can Help Your Lil’ Screen-Loving Millie Bobby Brown.

Tell her (or him) to take a walk. — Ever since the pandemic, kids have had too much time on their hands. They don’t exercise. Not even a measly walk. Children have sought refuge from boredom in iPads and X-Boxes, which, for you — a working or struggling parent — these devices have become the default babysitter. And to see your kids sit there and not exercise, not even walk, you worry your kids just play games, eat snacks, and…

Children

3 min read

Walking Can Help Your Lil’ Screen-Loving Millie Bobby Brown.
Walking Can Help Your Lil’ Screen-Loving Millie Bobby Brown.
Children

3 min read

Anthony C. Fireman

Anthony C. Fireman

202 Followers

Comedian breaking every rule on this thing.

Following
  • Noah Nelson

    Noah Nelson

  • Aimée Brown Gramblin

    Aimée Brown Gramblin

  • Ayodeji Awosika

    Ayodeji Awosika

  • Kieran

    Kieran

  • ILLUMINATION Amplifiers

    ILLUMINATION Amplifiers

See all (273)

Help

Status

Writers

Blog

Careers

Privacy

Terms

About

Text to speech