An Open Letter To Dick’s Sporting Goods (And Other Big Box Stores)

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Dear Dick,

About a month ago, I was in your store to buy a high-end tennis racquet. After I paid, the cashier used Jedi-like skill to illuminate the 1-800 number at the bottom of the receipt.




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