10 Things Trump Will Say After He’s Gone.

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1. I still hold super spreader events, but just with porn stars.

2. I’ll use the Trump brand to make best suit in history. I call it The Orange Trump Suit.

3. I cannot believe I was impeached over Lil’ Ukraine. You know what you know what, I should’ve asked Putin. I didn’t but I should have. Everyone says I went to Russia I should’ve just gone to Russia, Russia…