1. I still hold super spreader events, but just with porn stars.
2. I’ll use the Trump brand to make best suit in history. I call it The Orange Trump Suit.
3. I cannot believe I was impeached over Lil’ Ukraine. You know what you know what, I should’ve asked Putin. I didn’t but I should have. Everyone says I went to Russia I should’ve just gone to Russia, Russia, Russia.
4. Melania, according to our prenup, if you divorce me, I get to deflate you and send you back to the ‘enia you came from.
5. One day, it’s like a miracle, I disappeared.
6. What does Ivanka see in Jared anyhow. Jared looks like a hitman. Who marries a hitman? Karen Pence.
7. Excuse me, excuse me. I’ll be the best presidential prisoner in the history of the Supermax.
8. I may run, I may not run. We’ll see what happens. Who knows, by then, I’ll be in QAnon.
9. Don, Jr., good luck with the party. Whatever you do, don’t shame the family hate.
10. I’m about $400 mill in the hole and I’ve destroyed the country. (sucks teeth back) This won’t end well maybe it will end well. I don’t know. We’ll see what happens.
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